A hypothetical conversation between Kristol and Schmitt.

Kristol: Gary, this is bad. What can we come up with in a few days?

Schmitt: Well, Bill, I’ve got some arguments sitting around about how the President actually has unlimited powers in times of crisis…

Kristol: Is it the old “Commander-in-Chief” argument? Everyone’s making that one.

Schmitt: Sort of. You know the President’s oath?

Kristol: I think I can remember. How does it go again?

Scmitt: He swears “to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution.”

Kristol: Uh, Gary, the argument is that he violated it.

Schmitt No, no, you’re wrong. This is the cool part. We’ll say something like this: “Implicit in that oath is the Founders’ recognition that, no matter how much we might wish it to be case, Congress cannot legislate for every contingency, and judges cannot supervise many national security decisions. This will be especially true in times of war.”

Kristol: Hey, yeah, that’s kind of neat. We need another talking point anyway… Wait, a minute. What happens when the liberals say that gives the President dictatorial power?

Schmitt: How about: “This is not an argument for an unfettered executive prerogative. Under our system of separated powers, Congress has the right and the ability to judge whether President Bush has in fact used his executive discretion soundly, and to hold him responsible if he hasn’t. But to engage in demagogic rhetoric about “imperial” presidents and “monarchic” pretensions, with no evidence that the president has abused his discretion, is foolish and irresponsible.”

Kristol: I see one problem, Gary. All this stuff is secret, so how will people know if he’s abusing his power? And a Republican congress would never impeach a Republican President in time of war. Actually, that’s two problems.

Schmitt: Uh, Bill. What are we trying to do here?

Kristol: Oh, riiiight. What was I thinking? These aren’t problems!

Schmitt: Exactly.

Kristol: I think we can write the sucker up in a couple of hours. Great work, Gary. I love the part about how the President’s “Constitutionally prescribed” oath allows him to violate the Constitution! Genius. Absolute genius.

Schmitt: Well, they don’t call me “Schmitt” for nothing!

Kristol: Hah. That’s a good one!

Josh Marshall has the details.

UPDATE: John Holbo makes the same connection.

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