I’m sure you’re all well aware that:
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
You’ve probably seen Chuck Norris with Mike Huckabee, his top celebrity campaign endorsement, appearing with him everywhere in Iowa and New Hampshire. Huckebee’s actual plan to stop illegal immigration? “Two words: Chuck Norris.”
The question to our loyal readers and the blogosphere writ large is this: What are top election facts about Chuck Norris?
For instance, perhaps you didn’t know that Huckabee’s bumper stickers don’t have glue? They stick to cars because Chuck told them to. And, when Chuck Norris gives a stump speech, it is on an actual stump — that he pulled from the ground with his teeth.
Your contributions are hereby solicited in the comments, and in a perfect world, this will become one of those memes that sweeps the blogosphere…