It’s that time of year that Dutch people living outside of Dutchland are beginning to hate: the time of Zwarte Piet. To be fair, the feast of Sinterklaas, a holiday that displays none of America’s advanced marketing techniques, was a couple of days ago, but that actually just means that Americans and others have been recently primed to make conversations awkward for their Dutch friends at holiday parties. (This is distinctly different from making awkward conversations at holiday parties, which is a cosmopolitan phenomenon.)

The Dutch may have David Sedaris’s classic monologue Six to Eight Black Men to blame for this, but I’d recommend they sue The Office (the much inferior U.S. version) for damages, since they probably have more money. The Wikipedia page will bring you up to date, but really all you need to know is conveyed by the picture, which I won’t reproduce here because thirty years of anti-racist programming has made me incapable of doing so. (And I was raised in a part of the country where they still read us Brer Rabbit stories in elementary school.)

Pity the Dutch all the more, though, since Google News Trends suggest this is going to be the year they have to answer the most questions about Black Peter.

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